Mind Control Device FAQ

Is it safe to use the Mind Control Device?

Our team of experts assures you that our Mind Control Device is 100% safe and non-invasive. Well, mostly safe. Okay, mostly non-invasive. Fine, it's mostly safe-ish. But hey, you're probably not going to try any crazy stunts with it, are you?

Side effects may include:

• Mind control
• Sudden urges to listen to disco music
• Involuntary outbursts of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
• Uncontrollable laughter

Will it work on my pets?

No. Don't even think about it. Just no.

How do I reset it?

Just unplug it, press the big red button, and shout "I am a person with free will!" three times in front of a mirror. Works like a charm.

What is the range of the Mind Control Device?

We've tested it up to 100 meters. Any farther than that and it just gets a little wonky. Don't ask us why.

Is it compatible with my existing brain implants?

No. Just, no. We're not talking about that.