Join the Bug Squad

Apply to the Most Elite Group of Bug-Fixers in the Universe

Are you tired of writing bug-free code? Do you enjoy the thrill of debugging at 3am? Do you dream of a world where your codebase is as clean and beautiful as a well-ordered library? Then join the Bug Squad, the most exclusively elite group of bug-fixers in the known cosmos!

As a member of the Bug Squad, you'll receive:

• Unlimited access to the Bug Squad's top-secret bug-tracking system
• A complimentary subscription to the Bug Squad's Bug- Fixer's Handbook
• A personalized Bug Squad t-shirt with built-in bug-catching pockets

Requirements

To join, you must:

• Be able to write code that doesn't spontaneously combust
• Have a proven track record of fixing bugs with style and panache
• Be willing to work under the intense glare of the Bug Squad's overlords