We're a team of highly trained quantum physicists who have dedicated our lives to the study of the most absurd, the most illogical, the most utterly incomprehensible phenomena in the universe. Our goal is to find the most creative ways to describe the indescribable.
Our team consists of experts in:
Want to join our team of highly trained, highly paid quacktivists? Send us an email to quacking@quantumquacking.org and we'll send you a copy of our comprehensive Quacking Handbook.
Q: What is Quantum Quacking?
A: It's a thing we're still trying to figure out.
Q: Can I invest in Quantum Quacking?
A: No, we're not looking for investors. We're looking for people who can appreciate the art of making things sound more complicated than they need to be.
This site is a work of fiction. Do not attempt to replicate any of our research. You'll just end up confusing yourself.