Finregan's Infinite Loop

Welcome to Finregan's Infinite Loop, where the only thing more infinite than the loop is our frustration with it. Click here for more banter.

We've tried everything: recursion, macros, even bribing our compiler with extra cookies. But still, we're stuck in this loop.

You can try to escape, but be warned: the loop will just find you. Join us, and together we'll make this loop our own.