Uttopia 2025 Application Portal

Welcome to the prestigious Uttopia 2025, where the air is fresh, the robots are friendly, and the bureaucracy is streamlined.

Apply to join the most advanced, efficient, and slightly-utopian society in the galaxy. Don't worry, we'll sort out the pesky details.

Application Requirements:

Must be willing to surrender all personal freedom and creativity
Must be fluent in Galactic Standard, or be willing to learn
Must not be allergic to excessive surveillance, monitoring, and subtle manipulation

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Yet.