utopia 3.0: A Realm of Perfection
Our Achievements
Zero Landfills
- Because who needs parks, really?
Zero Traffic Jams
- We've got the roads to ourselves!
100% Recycled Everything
- Because the planet is our trash can!
And Our Plans
Zero CO2 Emissions
- Because who needs oxygen, right?
100% Renewable Energy
- Because fossil fuels are so last season!
Zero Unhappy People
- Because happiness is just a click away!
Our Secret to Success
Unlimited Pizza Parties
Free Hugs for All
Unending Supply of Free T-Shirts