utopia 3.0: A Realm of Perfection

Our Achievements

Zero Landfills - Because who needs parks, really?
Zero Traffic Jams - We've got the roads to ourselves!
100% Recycled Everything - Because the planet is our trash can!

And Our Plans

Zero CO2 Emissions - Because who needs oxygen, right?
100% Renewable Energy - Because fossil fuels are so last season!
Zero Unhappy People - Because happiness is just a click away!

Our Secret to Success

Unlimited Pizza Parties
Free Hugs for All
Unending Supply of Free T-Shirts