The Invention that Changed Nothing
In this groundbreaking project, our team of brilliant engineers and researchers created a machine that can do absolutely nothing. Yes, you read that right. This marvel of modern science has the capability to stare blankly into space for hours on end, accomplishing precisely 0% of its intended purpose. We're not entirely sure what it was intended to do, but that's beside the point.
Key features include:
- A sleek, modern design that's guaranteed to blend in seamlessly with any office decor
- A battery life that lasts exactly 0 seconds
- A 99.9% chance of spontaneous shutdown due to thermal overload