Parallel Universe Division: Paranormal Schedule

A Division of Balthazar Inc.

**Today's Schedule:

• 8:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with a side of sanity
• 9:00 AM - Morning Meeting: "Reality is optional"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch: Tacos, because everything is a taco
• 2:00 PM - Paranormal Investigation: Dimensional rifts and anomalies
• 5:00 PM - Happy Hour: Drinking coffee to stay sane in a sane world
• 8:00 PM - Dinner: A nice, quiet dinner in a world where the apocalypse never happened

**Important Reminders:

• Do not attempt to communicate with the inhabitants of Dimension 42, they are not receptive
• Do not feed the dimensional creatures in the break room, they are not cute
• Do not attempt to escape, the door is not an exit, it's just a door

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