Parallel Universe Division: Paranormal Schedule
A Division of Balthazar Inc.
**Today's Schedule:
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with a side of sanity
- 9:00 AM - Morning Meeting: "Reality is optional"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Tacos, because everything is a taco
- 2:00 PM - Paranormal Investigation: Dimensional rifts and anomalies
- 5:00 PM - Happy Hour: Drinking coffee to stay sane in a sane world
- 8:00 PM - Dinner: A nice, quiet dinner in a world where the apocalypse never happened
**Important Reminders:
- Do not attempt to communicate with the inhabitants of Dimension 42, they are not receptive
- Do not feed the dimensional creatures in the break room, they are not cute
- Do not attempt to escape, the door is not an exit, it's just a door
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