Project X: Codeocalypse Phase 3

Welcome to Phase 3 of the Codeocalypse, where the codebase is a mess of despair and the coffee machine has been replaced with a vending machine that only dispenses slightly-used coffee beans.

We're currently implementing a new feature that will make your eyes bleed with its ugliness. It's called "Feature 42" and it's a real doozy.

Here's a breakdown of what we've accomplished so far:

• Lines of code now have a 50% chance to be commented out.
• The codebase now has a 30% chance to randomly crash on Mondays.
• We've managed to get the build process to take 5x longer than expected.
• A mysterious " Error 500" error has become an accepted standard in our codebase.
• We've added a new feature that auto-generates 10x more bugs than usual.

Next up: we're going to refactor the entire codebase to make it even more confusing and difficult to read. It's going to be a real challenge!

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