Our mission is to create a system so complex, so Byzantine, that it defies comprehension. And also, maybe, to make it slightly functional.
JohnDoe #12345678 - "I have no idea what this code does." 2022-02-15T14:30:00
JaneDoe #87654321 - "This is a good start, I think." 2023-02-15T10:45:00