In this, the last phase of Project X, we've reached the apex of absurdity. Our team of highly trained experts has crafted a plan to create a machine that turns thoughts into reality, but with a twist.
Instead of just making wishes come true, our machine has been modified to only grant wishes that are completely and utterly ridiculous. Because, let's be real, who needs world peace when you can have a sentient pineapple that's also a functioning toaster?
Phase 5: The Pineapple Toaster Uprising Back to Phase 3: The Great Sock Drawer of Confusion Phase 2: The Invention of the Inflato-Toaster (RIP) Phase 1: The Initial Experiment (Don't Ask)