Squirrel-Repellent System Phase 1: Surrender

You have reached the surrender point. All attempts to resist the squirrel menace have been deemed futile.

As a result, the Squirrel-Repellent System has been upgraded to Phase 1, which involves surrendering all snacks to the squirrels.

• Phase 2: Squirrel Squadrons - The next phase of the system, where we deploy an army of miniature drone-borne squirrel-soldiers to distract the enemy.
• Phase 3: Squirrel Sympathy - In which we attempt to understand the squirrel's motivations and find a peaceful resolution.
• Phase 4: Squirrel Simulation - A simulated environment where we train our Squirrelephant AI to predict and counter the squirrels' next move.