Our Phase 4 Squirrel Protocol is a highly classified system used by top-secret government agencies to manage and control squirrels in urban environments.
This system utilizes advanced AI-powered squirrel tracking, real-time data analysis, and precision-guided squirrel deterrent technologies to keep squirrels out of your trash cans.
But don't just take our word for it! Click on the links above to learn more and experience the Phase 4 Squirrel Protocol for yourself.
Warning: Phase 4 Squirrel Protocol is not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include increased risk of squirrel-related trauma, spontaneous squirrel attacks, and existential dread.