Squirrelinator's Squirrel Scarecorder Apparatus: Implementation
Schematics and Technical Details
# Define a series of ultrasonic speakers to emit a high-pitched whine, inaudible to humans but
irksome to squirrels.
Technical Specifications:
- Frequency: 20.5 kHz
- Amplification: 1000x
- Power: 1000W
Assembly Instructions:
- Step 1: Attach the speaker arrays to the roof of a sturdy tree.
- Step 2: Connect the power source and adjust the gain.
- Step 3: Set the frequency to 20.5 kHz.
Testing and Calibration:
- Test the system by placing a squirrel on the ground nearby.
- Adjust the frequency and gain as needed to achieve optimal results.
Troubleshooting:
Note: Squirrels are notoriously difficult to please. Be prepared for frequent adjustments and repairs.
Future Developments:
Research and development is underway to integrate a built-in coffee maker and a mini fridge into the Squirrelinator.