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Squirrel Repellent System
Squirrel Repellent System
Squirrel Safety Guidelines
As a valued member of the Squirrel Repellent System (SRS) team, it is imperative that you adhere to the following safety guidelines:
Don't. Just don't. Look. A squirrel in the eye.
- Never, ever approach a squirrel that's eyeing you with a mixture of curiosity and menace.
- Keep your hands and feet within 3 feet of your head at all times.
- Never attempt to feed or touch a squirrel, even if it seems friendly.
- Be cautious of loose branches, as they can be a hazard in the event of a sudden squirrel attack.
- Always carry a Squirrel-Repellent Device (SRD) when venturing into high-risk areas.
Squirrel Attack Procedures
Squirrel Repellent Device Specifications
Additional Safety Tips
- Don't wear bright red shirts or hats, as they may attract unwanted squirrel attention.
- Avoid making loud noises, as this may trigger a squirrel's natural hunting instincts.
- Be aware of nearby bird feeders, as they may attract squirrels that have been driven mad by hunger.
Squirrel Habitat Management