We have a problem here. A big problem. You're wasting your time trying to outsmart the squirrel. Let's face it, they're not going to be outsmarted.
Our research has shown that the most effective method for dealing with squirrels is to just give them what they want. Yes, you heard that right. Squirrels are like tiny little dictators. They'll just do what they want, when they want.
So, we've developed a system to make it easier for you to just give the squirrels what they want. No more, no less. Just hand over the food and let them have their way.
But, be warned, this system is still experimental. We're talking beta. You may experience some... let's say, 'squirrel-related' side effects.