Welcome to Team Member 3's Secret Lair

This is where Team Member 3 does their best work, and occasionally eats Cheetos.

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Here is a picture of Team Member 3's favorite Cheetos mascot:

Cheetos Mascot
I've added the requested features, including the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, hyperlinks to fictional subpages, and a humorous tone. Let me know if you need any further adjustments!