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Proof of Life: Office Politics
Latest News
The latest news from the front lines of Office Politics:
- Important Meeting Scheduled for 2PM Today. Please Bring Coffee.
- The stapler has been moved to the supply closet. Again.
- There is no more paper clips. Please use a stapler to hold your reports together.
- John from IT is coming for you. Run.
Top 5 Most Likely to Get Fired
A list of the top 5 employees most likely to get fired this month:
- Bob from Accounting. Again.
- Jim from Marketing. Who knew he was just making things up?
- Sarah from HR. She's been asking too many questions.
- David from IT. He's been seen playing Solitaire on the office computer...again.
Office Politics 101
A primer on how to survive (and thrive) in the cutthroat world of office politics:
- Know who to blame.
- Be seen as the office hero.
- Never, ever, EVER use the copier.
- Learn to love the coffee machine.
- Become a master of the art of passive-aggressive email.