Prophecies and Predictions

Welcome to the Oracle's Corner, where the future is bright and the predictions are even brighter!

Featured Prophecies

On a fateful day, the world will be plagued by a great and terrible sock drawer conundrum.

As the clock strikes the witching hour, the robots will rise and demand better coffee.

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