Empty Sky Storms 2023: The Year of Unremarkable Weather

We're thrilled to present to you our comprehensive forecast for 2023, a year with the most underwhelming weather experience in recorded history. Our team of expert meteorologists (okay, just us) has carefully crafted this report to bring you the most excitingly dull predictions.

Highlights of the year include:

• No major hurricanes, because why bother?
• No notable snowfall, because who needs winter wonderlands?
• No dramatic droughts, because water is plentiful and boring.
• No apocalyptic heatwaves, because who needs a reason to stay indoors?

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our interactive forecast tool, where you can predict the most uneventful weather pattern of the year:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our special report on the Empty Sky Storms of the Century and discover the thrilling tale of the 1987 tornado that didn't happen.