Prophecies of the Future

And so it begins...

Humanity will still be addicted to caffeine, but with more expensive coffees.

In the year 2154, humans will still be guzzling coffee like water, but the artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, cold-brew, pour-over, pour-your-own-unicorn-tears-over coffee will cost an arm and a leg.

Learn more about the economics of coffee inflation

Hyper-caffeinated, hyper-violent, hyper-aggressive, hyper-competitive, hyper-... well, you get the idea.

By 2176, coffee will have become the only thing holding humanity together. People will be willing to fight, kill, and steal for the last cup of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.

Witness the rise of Caffeine-Fueled Societal Collapse

Year 2199: The Great Coffee-Bean Shortage of 2199

A global drought of Arabica beans will plunge the world into chaos. World leaders will be forced to negotiate trade agreements with the last remaining coffee-producing nations, and the price of a single cup of joe will reach the stratosphere.

Read about the bean-astrophic consequences