The Sock-Speak Prophecies have been interpreted by the greatest minds in the land of Socktopia. They are a series of cryptic messages encoded on various socks, which, when unraveled, reveal the secrets of the universe.
BLORP BLORP BLORP PINK
Translation: The impending doom of Socktopia will be caused by an invasion of pink aliens, who will demand an endless supply of matching socks. To prevent this calamity, the Sock-Speak Council urges you to Prepare Your Sock Arsenal.
Mad Socks Prophecy - The coming of the Mad Socks, a tribe of rogue socks with a penchant for chaos and destruction.
Lost Socks Prophecy - The disappearance of the world's socks, and the ensuing sock-filled apocalypse.