According to ancient Sockonian lore, the fabric of the universe is woven from the threads of mismatched socks. But have you ever wondered what happens when the threads get out of sync?
Enter the Sock Sync Prophecies, a mystical guide to aligning the cosmos and your sock drawer.
Don't forget to sync your socks regularly, or the fabric of reality may unravel!
Disclaimer: Sock Syncing not guaranteed to fix your missing socks. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or irreversible fabric distortion.