It was foretold in the ancient Sock Prophecy: "A time of comfort will come, when the socks shall be plentiful and the feet shall be warm."
And now, the time of reckoning has arrived.
Aliens from the planet Sockaria have descended upon our fair city, bearing gifts of the most fantastical footwear.
They have brought with them an endless supply of:
Join us as we explore the wondrous world of Sockaria!