Our Methodology
We've developed a complex algorithm that uses a combination of machine learning, natural language processing, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to predict when and where socks will be stolen.
- Step 1: We gather data from various sources, including but not limited to: sock manufacturers, laundry detergent commercials, and Reddit.
- Step 2: We apply a series of complex mathematical equations to the data, taking into account variables such as "likelihood of human error," "fuzzy logic," and "random chance."
- Step 3: We cross-reference the results with our team of expert sock analysts, who use their collective years of experience to interpret the findings and make educated guesses.
And that's how we're going to prevent sock theft!
Learn more about our Sock Deterrent Technologies!