It's official, the Sock Conspiracy has been busted. We've cracked the code, and the truth is out: socks are not being stolen, they're just... ditching their lives to live off the grid with their washing machine friends.
It's not about the money, it's not about the drama. It's just that our socks have become disillusioned with our lives and the constant cycle of being worn and washed. They've found a new purpose in life: Socktopia, where they can live free from the constraints of our fashion sense.
Join us on this wild adventure as we try to find our beloved socks in their new, self-sustaining ecosystem. (Note: Sock Hunters Unite will not provide actual socks, just a sense of community and purpose.)