The Cat is Planning Something
It has come to our attention that the feline overlord of our organization, Mr. Whiskers, has been seen pacing back and forth in front of the server room door. We can only assume that the Cat is planning something.
According to our sources, Mr. Whiskers has been muttering to himself about "Phase 2," "The Great Purr-pocalypse," and "World Domination 3000." We're not sure what these plans entail, but we can only imagine the worst.
We're working on a contingency plan, just in case the Cat decides to take drastic action. In the meantime, we recommend you stay indoors and keep your valuables close. You have been warned.