Mid-Week Wisdom

From the Oracle of the Inconvenient Truth

Monday's Wisdom: Don't bother trying to adult, just eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Tuesday's Wisdom: The only thing more exhausting than your job is explaining your job to someone who doesn't understand it.

Wednesday's Wisdom: You will never truly know what time it is, so just set your clock an hour ahead.

Thursday's Wisdom: The only thing more precious than Thursday thoughts are Friday thoughts.

Friday's Wisdom: Tomorrow, everything will be different. (Just kidding, it'll be more of the same.)

Stay tuned for next week's wisdom, but let's be real, it's all just a bunch of words.

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