You Are A Slacker
Ahahahah, you're a slacker! A master of the art of doing absolutely nothing productive with your life. Congratulations!
Reasons Why You're A Slacker
- Procrastination is your superpower
- Video games and cat videos are your only true friends
- Adulting is a distant memory
- Your idea of "productivity" involves making a to-do list and then ignoring it
- You've been wearing the same pair of sweatpants for three days straight
Don't worry, it's not like you're a lost cause or anything. Slacking is a noble art form, really. You just need to perfect the technique of doingประก nothing with style and finesse.