You have been foreseen, young one. Your destiny is not to be a productive member of society, but to be cast into the depths of Reeducation Camp, where your rebellious spirit shall be broken by the iron will of your mother.
According to our sources, you will spend eternity trapped in a never-ending cycle of forced labor, subsisting on a diet of soggy oatmeal and stale granola bars.
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