Prophesied John's Legacy

Prophesied John, the infamous seer of suburban despair, has left behind a trail of cryptic prophecies and questionable life choicesæk

His prophecies, scribbled on scraps of paper and discarded fast food containers, foretold of a world in chaos and ruin.

But fear not, for Prophesied John's legacy lives on in the form of this humble webpage, serving as a beacon of hope in a world that's gone mad.

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