Chrono-Disaster Insurance
Don't let time travel mishaps ruin your day. Our Chrono-Disaster Insurance will cover the costs of reappearing in the same place, time, and outfit.
Policy includes:
- Reappearance fees
- Crisis management services
- Time-traveler's compensation package
Terms and Conditions
Fate-Altering Coverage
For when the fabric of reality unravels, leaving you stuck in an infinite loop of regret. Don't let fate get the best of you; choose our Fate-Altering Coverage!
Policy includes:
- Fate rewrites
- Reality reboots
- Destiny reconfigurations
Claims Processor
Time-Loop Protectors
Don't get stuck in a never-ending loop of Groundhog Day! Our Time-Loop Protectors will get you out of that rut and back to living your best life.
Policy includes:
- Time-traveler's therapy
- Reality reboot services
- Temporal awareness training
Claims Form
Prophesied Property Insurance
Protect your stuff from those pesky precognitive thieves! Our Prophesied Property Insurance will safeguard your valuables from unwanted temporal pilfering.
Policy includes:
- Temporal theft coverage
- Premonition-proofing
- Future-proofing
Valuation Form