Welcome to Prophesied Lands, where the skies are perpetually painted with hues of burnt orange and the grass always seems to be a little bit wet. It's a land of wonder, a land of magic.
But don't let the name fool you, Prophesied Lands is actually just a bunch of people in funny hats trying to predict the weather for the next 17 years.
Click here for our latest weather predictions, including our famous '100% chance of slightly-rain-but-not-really' forecast.
Or, for a more in-depth analysis, visit our Climate Chaos Division, where our team of highly-qualified (and highly-caffeinated) weather experts will delve into the intricacies of atmospheric conditions.
And if you're just looking for some general advice on how to prepare for the apocalypse, check out our Apocalypse Advisement section.