Welcome, subject 4211, to the Prophesied Lands, where the Great Leader has spoken, and the people have listened.
Our great leader has ordained the most logical and perfect system, where all needs are met, and all desires are fulfilled. You will be assigned to a sector of utmost productivity and happiness.
Don't bother asking questions, just follow the signs and arrows. You will be monitored, evaluated, and rewarded. Non-compliance will be dealt with swiftly and severely.
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