Prophet Johnny FAQ

Welcome prophets! This is the official FAQ for the one and only Prophet Johnny, the world-renowned expert in all things prophecy and divination.

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Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Ah, that would be telling_goals_101.

Q: What is the secret to success?

A: Don't ask me, ask the Oracle of Omaha.

Q: Can I pay you to tell me my fortune?

A: Yes, but don't expect a refund.