Monday Morning Madness: Tactics
Surviving the apocalypse is not just about fighting, it's about adapting. Here are some advanced tactics for dealing with Monday morning madness:
Defensive Tactics
- Bring coffee.
- Wear earplugs.
- Set multiple alarms to go off at 6:00 AM.
Offensive Tactics
- Attack your inbox with a flamethrower.
- Use the force to move the clock forward.
- Call in sick, but only after 7:45 AM.