Monday Morning Madness
Where the sun rises over the cubicles, casting a warm glow over the coffee machine.
Join us for a morning of prayer, meditation, and quietly judging your coworkers' fashion choices.
Today's schedule:
- 8:00 - 9:00 am: Morning prayers of gratitude (for our coffee makers)
- 9:00 - 10:00 am: Group meditation (trying not to think about our looming deadlines)
- 10:00 - 12:00 pm: Quiet time (writing our resignation letters)