THE PROPHECY OF THE SOCKS

In the year 3050, the great and powerful Prophet Sockius foretold the future of footwear.

It is said that on this fateful day, the Prophet Sockius revealed to the masses:

By the power of the mighty washing machine, the socks shall be forever clean and odor-free.
But beware, for the dryer shall bring forth the dreaded Sock-Eater of the Apocalypse, a creature of untold terror that shall devour all who dare to wear mismatched socks.
And lo, the sole of the shoe shall be forever strengthened by the mighty Sock-Grip, a marvel of modern technology.