According to ancient prophecy, the Socks of the Apocalypse shall be worn by the chosen ones, who shall be granted the power to judge the fashion sense of the unwashed masses. The Socks of the Apocalypse are said to possess the following attributes:
They shall be made of a material that is at once both breathable and waterproof.
They shall be available in a variety of bright, eye-searing colors that shall blind and confound the enemies of fashion.
They shall be adorned with intricate, hand-embroidered patterns that shall be a testament to the wearer's refined taste and sophistication.