Avocado Toast Price Spike 2023

As predicted by our team of highly trained prophets, the price of avocado toast has skyrocketed this year alone.

Our research suggests a 50% increase in price since January.

We've compiled a graph showing the alarming trend:

Avocado Toast Price Graph

Avocado Recession 2024: A Guide

We're not economists, but we know a recession is looming.

Our experts predict a 3% decrease in avocado toast sales by the end of the year.

We'll be offering tips on how to survive the impending doom:

Buy avocados in bulk (but not too much, or you'll be stuck with a mountain of guac)
Use less expensive alternatives (like, uh, ketchup)
Learn to make your own avocado toast at home (but not too many people do this, or it's a recipe for disaster)