Sponsor 3

Last Hope Planet

Sponsorship Level: Gold

Welcome to Last Hope Planet, where the fate of human civilization hangs by a thread. But don't worry, we have you covered. Our sponsors are the real heroes.

Sponsor 3 Perks:

As a Gold Sponsor, you'll be treated like royalty. Well, not royalty, but at least like a moderately important executive.

Why Sponsor 3?

Because the other planets are already taken. Literally. They're all gone. We're all that's left.

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