Get ready for the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most totally-not-serious predictions for the week ahead.
Each week, I'll be channeling the spirits of the great prophets of yore, and providing you with the most outlandish, the most preposterous, the most utterly useless forecasts.
Current Week's Predictions:
- It is foretold that the cheese will be so strong, it will be a real challenge to get the crackers to stick to the table.
- The probability of a global catpocalypse increases by 100% this week.
- The color pink will be the new black, but only on Tuesdays.
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