Important Notice:
By the year 2050, the world has finally achieved true enlightenment, but at the cost of a few thousand feet of ocean water rising.
As a prophet, you are tasked with guiding your flock of followers to higher ground. But don't worry, we've got you covered! Below, find our comprehensive guide to evacuation planning.
Step 1: Prepare Your Flock
Make sure your flock is ready to roll! Provide them with the necessary supplies, including: 3-day emergency rations, a water bottle with a built-in straw, and a few spare pairs of socks.
Also, make sure your flock knows the evacuation route. It's a long, winding path through the ruins of a once-great city. But don't worry, we've included a few helpful landmarks to keep them on track:
- Look for the giant, glowing, neon 'R' in the sky. That's the sign for the Riverwalk Bridge.
- The smell of freshly baked bread wafting from the old bread factory is a dead giveaway for the Bread Basket.
- The loud, repetitive beeping of the ancient elevator is a sure sign you're approaching the Egress Elevator.
Step 2: Grab Your Essentials
As you and your flock approach the higher ground, don't forget to grab a few essentials:
- The Golden Idol of the Prophet (it's in a safe, waterproof container, don't worry!)
- The Sacred Scroll of the Ancients (just roll it up tight, we don't want it getting wet!)
- A few extra batteries for your trusty Prophet-o-matic 3000.
Step 3: Ascend to Higher Ground
Finally, it's time to ascend to the higher ground, where the air is fresh and the Wi-Fi is strong! Take a moment to appreciate the view, and don't forget to pack a picnic lunch. We recommend the new 'Flood-Proof Wraps' for an extra layer of protection.