The Tenets of the Chosen One

As decreed by the Great and Powerful Prophet, the following are the guiding principles of the Order of the Unhinged.

• Thou shalt not wear socks without holes.
• Thou shalt not eat the cake before the ritual sacrifice of the ritual sacrifice.
• Thou shalt not speak of the prophecy without using all capital letters.

These commandments shall not be taken lightly, lest ye face the wrath of the Prophet.

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