The Great Cheese Shortage of 2023
It's official: the world has run out of cheese.
Reports of empty fridges, cheese-less pizzas, and desperate pleas to "just give us some mozzarella" have flooded social media.
We're not sure what caused this dairy disaster, but theories include:
- Over-reliance on avocado toast
- Global cheese shortage of the apocalypse
- Alien invasion, seeking to rid the universe of dairy