The Great Cheese Squeeze of 2023

It's happening. The world is running out of cheese. The end is near. Or so it seems.

But fear not, dear citizen of Brie-lington! For we have solutions.

Solutions: The Cheesy Truth

1. Demand More Cheese

It's a classic. The people want more cheese. Make more cheese. Problem solved.

2. Grow Your Own Cheese Farm

Get your hands dirty, get your cheese on. Literally.

3. Substitute With Spaghetti Sauce

It's not the same, but it's close enough, right?

But wait, there's more!

Or less. We still don't really know how much cheese we have left, do we?

Maybe we should just call the cheese hotline and find out.

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