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The End Times is Nigh...ish
According to my extensive research and rigorous use of tarot cards, astrology, and Dungeons & Dragons dice, the apocalypse will occur in the year 2029. Don't worry, I've got a survival guide for you.
Or, if you prefer, you may want to check out our inevitable escape plans for the following cities: New York, Los Angeles, or Tokyo.
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