Manifesto for the Parallel Unite

By the great and powerful Prophet Zorvath, bringer of the infinite and the unknown.

We shall not be silenced! We shall not be ignored! We shall not be forced to watch reruns of 'Days of our Lives'!

Our revolution shall be televised, but only on a VHS player we've hacked to display only the most righteous of messages.

Join us, and together we shall rule the multiverse!

Read on for more!