Ah, yes! You've made it to the esteemed collection of Overly-Ornate Urns, curated by the illustrious Madame Bonkerspoon herself! These aren't just any urns, no, no, no! These are the crème de la crème, the creme de la crème, the CREME DE LA CREME!
Urno-Matic 3000
This behemoth of an urn is made from the finest imported Italian marble, with intricate engravings of tiny, angry-looking cherubs. It's a real showstopper!
View More InformationGolden Gilded Gaudy
This one's got more gold plating than a 1970s disco ball! It's a real conversation starter, and perfect for storing the remains of your eccentric great-aunt.
View More InformationThe "I'm with Stupid" Urn
For that friend who's always getting on your last nerve. This one's got a built-in pointer, just in case you need to, you know, point to someone.
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