Bartholomew McProphet's Timeline

Here's where it all began:

1985 - The Great Pretzel Heist

In a daring heist, young Barthy McProphet stole the world's largest ball of pretzel rods from the local convenience store.

Read more about the Great Pretzel Heist

1992 - The McProphet Family Fortune Telling Business

Bartholomew's parents, seeing their son's potential, started a family business of fortune telling and crystal ball gazing.

Learn about the family's questionable business practices

2001 - McProphet's First Major Prophecy

Bartholomew correctly predicted the outcome of the 2001 Super Bowl. He became a local celebrity.

Read about the McProphet's prediction
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